Marketting Concepts: - Excellent One

1)You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"- That's Direct Marketing"


2)You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."-That's Advertising"


3)u see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me- That's Telemarketing"


4)u're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you"Marry Me?"- That's Public Relations


5)You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich!"Can you marry me?"- That's Brand Recognition"


6)u see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.- "That's Customer Feedback"


7)You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.- "That's demand and supply gap"


8)You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and shegoes with him -"That's competition eating into your market share"


9)You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.-

"That's restriction for entering new markets"

life without gf is cool..

If u Dnt have a GF give this reason's

Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her whole night. Nor any jagran's

16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

17. No nonstop nonsense. '

18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

19. No tension.

20. You can be "urself"

21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

so b single n do wtever u want..

I WISH......

I wish I could see through your eyes,
so I would know what you like to see.
I wish I knew your wishes,so
I could give you everything you want.
I wish I dreamed the same dreams you do,and together
we could make them come true.
I wish I knew what makes you happy,
so I could make you the happiest person in the whole world.
And lastly,
I wish I were a cell in your blood
,so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart...

wHeN U LeFt...

wen u left...i lost my mind ...
and my soul ...
left my body...
i don't remember ...
how much ...
i cryed ...
all the night ...
i pray ...
God ...
please erase...
my memory ...
about the feelingz...
of dat night...
Memories ...
no one can take away...
So much pain . ..No one to be ...
by my side ...
stuck with misery...
and pain ...
you are the one ...
to blame ...coz it hurts to know ...
i gave u my HEART ...
and u Juz ...
tore it apart ...
A love ...
that waz ...
endless...

TRUE LOVE NEVER DIES

Some peplole never understand.....
Once a lady while having a conversation with her lover asked:
Lady:Why do you like me..?? Why do you love me..??

Man:I can't tell the reason.. But i really like you..
Lady:
Why can't even tell me the reason..
How can you say you like me..??How can you say you love me.??

Man:I really don't know the reason but i can prove that i really love you.
Lady:
Proof! No!! I want you to tell me the reason.. My friend's boyfriend can tell her that why he loves her but not you..!
Man:
Ok..ok..! Erm.. Because you are beautiful,

beacuse your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,

because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,

because of ur smiles,
because of your every moments,
The Lady felt very satisfied with the Man's answers..

Unfortunately, a few days later,
The lady met with an accident & went to comma..
The guy then placed a letter by her side,with the content as..
"Darling, bcoz of the sweet voice that i love you,
Now can you talk?No! Therefore i cannot love you..
Bcoz of the care & concern that i like you,
Now that you cannot show them, i cannot love you..
Bcoz of ur smile, bcoz of ur every moments that i love you,
Now can u smile..??No! Therefore i cannot love you.

If Love needs a reason like now,
there is no reason for me to love u anymore..
Does love need a reason..????
NO!!! THEREFORE, I STILL LOVE YOU...."

"True Love never dies for it is lust that fades away.
Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."
*********
Immature love says "I Love u because i need You."
Mature love says "I need you because i Love You."'
Fate determines who caomes into your life,
Heart determines who stays..'
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TRUE LOVE NEVER DIES
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IF THIS TRUE LOVE STORY MADE U LEARN SUMTHING THEN PLS WRITE UR COMMENTS BELOW!!
This LOVE STORY is dedicated 2 my ANGEL.. (future gf)

NEVER CHALLENGE UR LOVE...

Two butterflies were in love…
One day they decided to play hide and seek
They fixed a flower and decided that 2morrow
One who come first and sit on this flower
Will love the other more…
At morning the female butterfly came
Very early And waited for flower to open…
When it opened she was shocked to see
That Male butterfly had died inside
Because
He was waiting
Since last night to tell her
How much he loves her……………
Moral :: NEVER CHALLENGE UR LOVE...
For Gals those who thinks tht all boys are same...

LOVE SHAYRIES

KISS OF LOVER

LOVER MSGES

Love Message From: LOVER



Age & Location: somewhere near death



Love Message To:




The man who will love me forever.



Age & Location: somewhere on this planet.



Your Message:



Hey.I do not know what to say first but before getting to the very point why this, I would like to introduce myself.Hello. My first name starts from the third letter of the English alphabet and ends to/with the 12th. It's one of the precious stones in the world. and it is sparkling.Well, for sure you already had an idea about it:>I'm happy.
so..How are you doing?. I hope you're fine as a clear water running down from a mountain.I hope you're feeling good every second of the day.you know, I'm not sure about why on earth I'm doing this.obviously,people will think I'm gone crazy. but I'm not.I believe, in my heart, you'll take time to read this.I believed it.I knew it.Actually, I'm really glad I'm doing this. so that, when we already met, you'll tell me you had read my letter to you.And that you knew it was me who made it.
Speaking of "meeting each other"..I'm really, really excited of that.I hope you too as well.Now I'm thinking about you. It's weird. but I do.I'm thinking about how we will be meeting each other, thinking about when. where.What would be my attire, and what would be yours.If I look good, so that, you'll feel that it was ME, the woman you are waiting for, to be with you forever.And I'm also thinking about. before getting to know each other, by any chance, have I seen you already?. and vice versa.
By looking at the future, I'm wondering if your family will dislike me. and mine will yours, too.if there will be any one who will object our love?well I hope not.I hope there's no one.
You know.right now, I'm thinking of what would be the things you like to do, food you like to eat, places where you wanna go. the time when you are going to sleep.I'm thinking so much about you.
I had so much to say. but I intend to go straight to the highlight and the purpose of this message.and that is to ask you if, you're willing to give up everything for me? if you will give all just to make me happy? if you're not going to hesitate even a single percent just to die to save me if things go wrong?if you'll feel just a bit happy seeing me with another guy I loved before?
but that's not it. I'm not needing this questions to be answered by you. nor I'm wanting you to.
All I need is that a one, honest answer to a one curious question.
Hey man. I'm not sure what to call you. But I wanted to call you as "the man whom I'll be with forever.",
think of this as if we're in the future...
Do you love me?
for sure, I'll be reasonable enough for asking that question.Because in the future, I know that I love you so much, just enough to show that right now, in the present, I already do.
Hey. you.I'm here waiting for that question to be answered (in the future).
wait for me.
I love you.

10 Things You Need to Know About Love

1. Love does not hurt. Physical and/or emotional abuse are not a part of love.

2. Love is not manipulative, it should not be used to get others to do what you want. You should never give in to demands based on the, "You would do it if you loved me!" tactic.

3. Love is an intense feeling of caring for another person. It can take many different forms (romantic, friendly, familial) but it is always about caring.

4. Although it is true that a big part of love is putting another person's happiness ahead of your own this never includes compromising your values or being untrue to yourself.

5. If somebody asks you to do something that you don't want to do in order to "prove" your love they do not love you the way you might think they do. When you love another person you don't ask them to sacrifice a part of themselves in the name of that love.

6. It is very easy to confuse lust for love. The true measure of romantic love is commitment and trust not physical attraction.

7. It is possible to feel romantic love for more than one person at a given time. Just think, if it is possible for you to love both of your parents at the same time why would it be impossible to feel romantic love for two people at once? Don't beat yourself up emotionally if you find yourself in this unhappy situation. But be sure to remain single and be open and honest with all parties about your feelings and confusion.

8. Sex is NOT love. Love is NOT sex. Sex can be a part of romantic love but it is never mandatory.

9. Romantic love can (and often does) fade. When it goes there is not always a reason. When somebody falls out of love with you it does not reflect upon your value as a person or your desirability.

10. Love should make you feel happy, secure and appreciated.

What is love?

What is love? This is a difficult question.

Here are my favourite love quotations i found on Internet.


"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love." - Sophocles

"Attention is the most basic form of love; through it we bless and are blessed." - John Tarrant
"We love because it's the only true adventure." - Nikki Giovanni

"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." - Dorothy Parker"Love is friendship set on fire." - unknown

"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing." - Goethe

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken

"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it...It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more." - Erica Jong

"Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions." - Isaac Bashevis Singer

"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it." - Robert Mitchum

"Love stretches your heart and makes you big inside." - Margaret Walker

"Love has no awareness of merit or demerit; it has no scale... Love loves; this is its nature." - Howard Thurman

"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end." - Anonymous

"Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other." - Rainer Maria Rilke

"Where love is, no room is too small." - Talmud

"Loves makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place." - Zora Neale Hurston

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Mark Twain

"Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day." - Nicholas Sparks

"To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven." - Karen Sunde

"A love song is just a caress set to music." - Sigmund Romberg

"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit." - Peter Ustinov

"Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever." - unknown

"Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence." - Erich Fromm

"In the final analysis, love is the only reflection of man's worth." - Bill Wundram, Iowa Quad Cities Times

"Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile." - Elizabeth Browning

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,A medley of extemporanea;And love is a thing that can never go wrong;And I am Marie of Roumania."- Dorothy Parker

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down."

Hopelessly in love

The second i met him i fell in love. our parents introduced us. i didnt even remember his name i was too taken by his magical green eyes. i just knew i wouldnt be able to get out off it. i was head over heels. so, the school year started and we kinda talked and stuff. you know, the occasional "hi" and stuff. but then he became "popular" i mean, i'm not saying i'm not popular, but he became the kind of popular where everyone thinks you are bitches(only the girls). of course all the popular girls got all over him, but after awhile they got bored of him and dumped him out of mean populars to nice ones. but it was like he had totally changed. he didnt seem to know i existed. and i tried so hard to fix it, but i couldnt. but by then, i was totally in love with him. somehow he still seemed perfect. Now I cant get enough of him. i love him so much but all i get from him is a glance in the hallway and a slight smile across lunch tables. but i cant get 0ver him. i am in love with him, hopelessly.

ABC's of Love

Fill your relationship tool box with the ABCs of Love. From sex to confrontation, romance to personal growth, the alphabet of love covers every tip you will ever need to become his ultimate partner.The perfect recipe for a successful relationship is the combination of two devoted people and the right relationship tools. This simply-put guide to love may be the only one you will ever need. Post it on your fridge, at your desk, on your bathroom mirror, or anywhere else you are likely to look at it every day. Practice your ABC’s until they become second nature, and you can be sure your love will last.


Advocate for your lover whenever they need you.
Be a great team player.
Collect your thoughts before a confrontation.
Discuss, don’t nag.
Exercise your ability to turn them on.
Find new adventures to embark on together.
Give them reasons why you love them each and every day.
Hold your partner’s hand while you walk down the street.
Include each other in decision making.
Judge not the mistakes of the past.
Kiss slowly, forgive quickly.
Learn your partner’s love language.
Make love when he needs to be loved.
Never put him down in front of others.
Open your mind to change.
Plan grand gestures of love for them every so often.
Quit your bad habits.
Resist temptation.
Support to your partner’s dreams and desires.
Trust your partner more than you trust anyone else.
Underestimate not the power of praise.
Value his attributes and strengths.
Welcome his advice.
X out selfishness.
Yield and compromise when your partner needs you to.
Zeal and creativity is how you please him between the sheets.