1)You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"- That's Direct Marketing"
2)You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."-That's Advertising"
3)u see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me- That's Telemarketing"
4)u're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you"Marry Me?"- That's Public Relations
5)You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich!"Can you marry me?"- That's Brand Recognition"
6)u see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.- "That's Customer Feedback"
7)You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.- "That's demand and supply gap"
8)You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and shegoes with him -"That's competition eating into your market share"
9)You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.-
"That's restriction for entering new markets"
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